Anonymous :
where can I get your blood?

benepla:

it’s free but you have to catch me

rubykgrant:

captioned-vines:

duanejosepholson:

How Bert snapped

Ernie: “My waste paper basket. Bert, have you seen my waste paper basket?”

Bert: “Ask me that again and look into my eyes.”

these puppets are more real than real people

drneverland:

song-of-the-moon-1025:

avatarthelastzed:

m–ood:

This steampunk clock writes the time every minute, and erases it before writing again.

This is the most ridiculous, inefficient, and needlessly complicated thing…..

I know. It seems almost completely unwieldy and useless.

I want it.

okay, but this is really what a Steampunk watch should be. Not just a dial watch with a cover made of bits of brass and copper.


#THE ENDING HOLY SHOIT FDUCKIGN OBLITERATED!!!!!

afro-lacefront:

consulting-nerd-of-many-things:

surprisebitch:

THE ENDING OMG

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This is from the first episode of Sasameki Koto, one of the best and gayest animes I’ve ever come across!

she ain’t have to do lil mama like that.

mixedican:

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

i think having a spiderman costume as a kid is a universal experience and THAT is toby ma fucking guire’s influence

“toby maguire spiderman movies sucked” theyre not for YOU!! theyre for ME AGED APPROXIMATELY 8

45 year old dum fuck: the story is just lacking in emotional denisty bskfksik bajl lakgl isls

6 year old me see spierman do flip:

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knightic: “midoriya please. you’re killing her. you’re killing your mother ”

knightic:

midoriya please. you’re killing her. you’re killing your mother

distac:

debaucherries:

Finding out Bo Burnham is 6'5" and not like 5'11" has absolutely killed me today. The concept of some Goliath twink pacing around a stage yelling absurdities and throwing glitter is triggering my fight or flight response

I’m sorry HE’S WHAT NOW??

ruinedchildhood:

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distraughtlesbian:

You know when Christians do that thing where they “tip” money but it’s actually a fake bill with some kind of scripture on the back? I’m going to get some of those but print “I’m gay, fuck you” on them and put them in the salvation army buckets

witch-bolt: “There’s no way I’m reblogging the fifty image atrocity that was the original post but I wanted to have you guys experience comedy in its purest form ”

witch-bolt:

There’s no way I’m reblogging the fifty image atrocity that was the original post but I wanted to have you guys experience comedy in its purest form

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